We went to a store. We bought things we didn’t need and arranged them artfully throughout the house. We grew bored. We went to another store.
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T 6192
The boy enters the room and says, What’s that smell? His dad says, That’s love. The boy says, Love sure smells funky. Insulting laugh track.
T 6177
I left the others and went upstairs. To fart extravagantly. And then I returned downstairs. To silence. We know what you did, my wife said.
T 6155
We ate schnitzel and watched our new dog relieve itself inappropriately and I said, We’re just missing the sauerkraut, and no one understood.
T 6134
I look at my room and think, I want to be a minimalist, and then I open my laptop and there’s more stuff to buy, and my wishes are thwarted.
T 6132
We bought the house. We hated it. We hated everything: from the floorboards to the fugly neighbors. It was the only way we knew to be happy.
T 6125
He comes home and his wife says, I’m bored, and he says, We can go out for dinner, and she sighs and they go out and she says, I’m so bored.
T 6075
The house smells of pie and I say, I love you, and she says, What did you say? and I catch myself because I fell out of love a long time ago.
T 6074
She reads her book and she imagines better things and a perfect world and then she looks over at her husband and she says, You could be more.
T 6069
He stepped out to the yard and handed her a gin, and she said, Gin makes the grass greener, and he laughed and said, Yesterday it was vodka.
