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Twister 3432

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She screamed a little, and he ran to her and brought her out of the room, and he said, I told you I ate beets, but she was still mad at him.

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Twister 3545

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He recalls his dad once telling him: Always listen to her, especially when she says try harder. But he can only load the dishwasher so fast.

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Twister 474

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dog likes my mailman. It’s liked the mailman since my wife left. And I vacuumed the house today. There’s a cosmic thing happening here.

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Twister 653

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She came home and he said, You smell like grandma’s cooking, and this made her cry and he felt guilty and said, But fried onions are sexy!

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Twister 828

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Shane built the largest house on the block. He invited everyone over for burgers and beer. And then charged them exorbitantly for the honor.

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Twister 1029

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He got so drunk he couldn’t find his house. And ended up sleeping in a garage three doors down. Tract housing is hell on drunks, he mumbled.

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Twister 1352

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They tumbled down the stairs in painful fashion but a closer look suggests they were enjoying some kind of sex act they read about in Cosmo.

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Twister 1487

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

My wife invited her vegan friends for dinner which was not something I was happy about. But I whipped up a salad. With a side order of shoe.

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Twister 1631

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They had met on the bridge many years ago. And then they were married and bought appliances and had kids. And then the bridge was demolished

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Twister 1867

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

George filled the tub and Liz got in and then he undressed and got in and the water turned brown and Liz said, I’m not so turned on anymore.

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