Finally, he brought her home. His mother made her meatloaf. She’s replacing you, he told her. Meanwhile, his father opened a silky Burgundy.
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T 5538
The promise of a sun dappled room. He wakes and kisses her. You smell like a fish, she says. You’re so whiny, he replies. And the day begins.
T 5534
He opens the fridge and says, There’s nothing to eat, and everyone reacts with panic, and grandpa says, Back in my day, and the day is done.
T 5459
He opens the closet and she says, Your clothes are on the bed already, and he sees them laid out, and she says, Don’t say it, and he doesn’t.
T 5492
They watched their kids play in the yard. She put her hand on his ass. I have many regrets right now, he said. She understood what he meant.
T 5486
The financial analyst was hit by a car, abandoned his job and started dabbling in poetry. You’re more useless now, said his bewildered wife.
T 5485
He ambles into the kitchen and kisses her forehead and pours himself a coffee. That was the longest night ever, she says. Not in a good way.
T 5470
The sun set and the day was done. He opened a beer and said, That’s the end of that. She went out to the backyard and said, What about here?
T 5449
He comes home oozing rye and he wakes her and says, Hey let’s pull the goalie, and she heads for the couch regretting her Canadian marriage.
T 5447
She did the dishes and seethed and once they were all cleaned she launched them in his direction and the last one hit him. Didn’t even break.
