Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 4853

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

Time confused him. Twenty years could flash by while a minute felt like an eternity. This explained his failure at both romance and dieting.

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T 4848

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

His son ran naked through the house. The guests stopped talking for a moment. That boy’ll be bigger than his father in a week, someone said.

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T 4846

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

He wanted to burn the leaves. Even though it wasn’t an officially sanctioned leaf burning day. That’s how angry he was about his cable bill.

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T 4844

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

The plastic sheeting flutters in the wind. He knows he will never finish the house. He never finishes anything. That’s why he’s a good lover.

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T 4839

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

And then the big man said, I will eat my food and yours too, and I asked him why and he said, Shut up, and so he ate everything and exploded.

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T 4838

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

He pours water into her glass. He stares into the glass and the water pouring into it and it overflows onto her dress and he says, Say when.

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T 4832

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

She helped him with his tie and she kissed him and said, I’m so proud of you, and he asked why and she said, Because your socks match today.

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T 4828

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

He wakes up and says, I want to be profound, and he brushes his teeth and gets dressed and then he opens his front door and he burps loudly.

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T 4827

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

He touches the window. It’s cold; he feels it deep inside. The phone rings. His ex-wife on the line. I was just thinking about you, he says.

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T 4820

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

His burger smells so good some fat thugs steal it. But he beats them up and gets his burger back. Because that burger gives him superpowers.

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