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T 5759

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

I lost it, he said. He could tell she didn’t believe him. He said, I mean emotionally not physically. And she said, You don’t have emotions.

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T 5752

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

It was when he realized she might look better with a moustache that he knew she was not for him. And maybe he didn’t know who he was either.

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T 5751

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

He takes her hand and she says, But your shtick is you hate people, and he says, You’re not people. She wants to cry. If only to confuse him.

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T 5745

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

He locked himself in the bathroom and yelled, Tell her to go home. He felt ill, actually. He was suffering the tyranny of first impressions.

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T 5744

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

It was late, and he had smartly managed to end up in front of his house. I live here, he told her. And now she knew why he smelled so funny.

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T 5743

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

They strolled along the boardwalk arm in arm and stopped at a jewelry shop and he looked at the prices and said, I don’t love you that much.

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T 5742

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

They went for ice cream. He said, I don’t want you to analyze everything, and he ordered a soft double vanilla and she had to roll her eyes.

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T 5740

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

He ran and kept running, and she got in a car and said, I’m here for you, and then she said, Why run? and he said, I don’t know how to stop.

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T 5739

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

He wakes, still drunk from the night before, and he opens a beer, and she says, Enough already. But he doesn’t know who she is, so he burps.

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T 5738

By Arjun Basu | Published: August 11, 2012

I’m going for a walk, he announced, and a month later he called his family from hundreds of miles away and said, These shoes are so amazing.

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