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They drove west toward the setting sun. Just pull over if you can’t see, she said. So you can punch me? he asked. He took off his sunglasses

He wanted to get even more naked, that’s how much he loved her, but he realized the limitation of his desires and this really bummed him out

Was it the red boots or the red hair? she asks. And he ponders this. Or was it the purple bra? she says, smiling. I’m color blind, he admits

They were chubby boys but not because of sloth. It was the beer. And drinking it every night and talking about girls. But never meeting any.

No one found him funny. This was the crux of it. People threw things at him. But he entertained himself. And that’s all that mattered to him

He turns off the television and makes a sandwich and she comes home and says, Why didn’t you vaccuum? and he says, I wanted you to watch me.