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When the hill spoke he got how stoned he was and a mild panic set in and he tasted macaroons but they weren’t lemon and that bummed him out.

They are young so they feel invincible and immortal. They also jump off buildings. And eat their way to a lifetime of premature ejaculation.

He orders a beer and says, I only go for the bowlegged girls. Outside, the thunder crashes. We live in a house of cards, the bartender says.

He agonizes over the placement of the speakers. She watches him with bemusement, sipping coffee. I didn’t realize you were so old, she says.

With knee pain now added to ankle problems and thinning hair, he buys a European sportscar. It gets lousy mileage. And his knees still hurt.

The family was held together by secrets, by a love that was as empty as a milk carton on a Saturday morning, by the heredity of tiny penises