He thinks about her, about the raw taste of her love, how she comes with the possibility of regret, and he drowns his omelette in hot sauce.
Tagged: Food (993)
T 6397
He put a chocolate bar in his pocket and bumped into his old girlfriend. What’s in your pocket? she asked. And the chocolate started to melt.
T 6393
The restaurant has buzz but the food is mediocre. My night is ruined, he says. What about mine? she asks, knowing her night is ruined as too.
T 6384
The men on TV talk about food, using words nobody can admit to not understanding. I love these guys, coos my wife, while I attack the nachos.
T 6371
We went out for Chinese. She ate a chili and grabbed my beer, and sucked it back in one gulp. That was so hot, she said. And I had to agree.
T 6367
I stared at his burger and I said, How much bigger can it be? He said, I don’t swing that way. I called him an asshole. But I wanted a bite.
T 6355
As darkness falls, he feels the urge to unspool the truth, so she can see him whole, and he says, I just joined the Cheese-of-the-Month Club.
T 6338
She set out for her jog. I’ll make the frittata! he yelled, just as his friend walked by, and he felt shrinkage, and not for the first time.
T 6332
She called her ex to check in. Show concern. I’m sitting here eating Greek yogurt, he wailed. She didn’t think he’d fall apart so completely.
T 6328
We ate and ate and fell into the inevitable food coma and I said, We’ll pay for this. And we made noises like distressed mammals before bed.
