Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 657

There was the spaghetti and an incident with a bread knife and the end result was a sleepless night and a marriage proposal. But she said no

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Twister 759

Each time he came home to his family and saw food on the table he swelled with pride. With what he could provide. Except on nights like this

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Twister 865

I love how the Irish call sausages “bangers,” he says. Please just grow up, she says. I’m trying to, he says. I think I’m growing right now.

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Twister 954

They were reeling from a crazy MSG high. They drank beer to quench their thirst. And then they went for hot dogs. And then they got married.

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Twister 1042

He loved her. Except for her habit of buying vegetables she knew he wouldn’t eat. So he stopped talking. Passive aggressive worked both ways

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Twister 1131

The guys began drinking early in the day and the pizza was ordered before noon. By dinner time the tension was everywhere. But it was sexual

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Twister 1211

Karen wants to say “I love cottage cheese” but she knows that might sound odd. She’s been careful since the “I like your dumpling” disaster.

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Twister 1284

Deep inside the urgency of the thing, he discovered a hunger that only her kiss could sate. Or perhaps a rib eye. Or the internet. Whatever.

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Twister 1370

I love these jeans, he says. But they’re so fugly, she replies. He flings some peas at her. She flings back. And soon he’s out of the jeans.

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Twister 1457

He spent an hour explaining the idea of beef jerky to his boss. He thought about quitting. But the executive seats were made of real leather

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