I took a bite of the concoction and made a face and she said, Come on this is really trendy food, as if this mattered. Look at me, I replied.
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Your house smells like cheese, I say to looks of recrimination. And my wife whispers, They’re lactose intolerant. But I can’t deny the smell.
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And after much planning they met and went out for dinner and she ordered a kale salad, and he said, You’re totally different from your blog.
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I ordered a pizza. She said, There’s wine in the fridge. She spilled some on her blouse. I said, I’ll do the laundry. She turned into putty.
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I ordered a sandwich and she said, What kind? and I noticed she had something in her teeth so I remained silent because I’d lost my appetite.
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I made some soup, she said. She gave me a bowl. The soup was thin, I said, and she took that as a compliment. Then her dogs started howling.
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We bump into each other at the ice cream stand and she says, Were you the one with the mole? and I say that wasn’t me because I hate my mole.
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We stare at each other. Naked. Almost in love. She says, What one thing about me do you want to know? She waits. Can you bake cookies? I ask.
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We met by the hot dog stand. She was possessed of something beyond beauty. Her hot dog disappeared into her mouth in one bite. And I fainted.
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When we were young we laughed and and ate bad things and then we were no longer young and we stopped laughing because we started eating kale.
