I thought the date was going well and then she said, I prefer Italian pastries. I countered that by talking about my mother. In great detail.
Tagged: Food (993)
T 6245
I could worship this. I tell my friend this. You’re not religious, he says. Embrace the mystery, I suggest. And then we order the new pizza.
T 6238
We ate this thing, and she notices my expression, and she says, It was a stew, and I consider this information and say, I don’t feel better.
T 6237
It is the end of a long and miserable day and he orders a pizza and she cuddles next to him, and says, I’m not hungry, and then it is night.
T 6226
The food came and he admitted to an intense sense of arousal, and then he took many photos of the food, and she said, What’s wrong with you?
T 6211
The restaurant offends him. We’re so better than this, he thinks. I love someone else, she says. He fumes. Try the duck tartar, he suggests.
T 6162
He started a new job. Someone came in and ordered a foot-long. The giggles came to him slowly, but soon overwhelmed him, until he was fired.
T 6158
They were seated. He rubbed his hands and said, I’m so hungry. The waiter came by and sneered at them. And said, We don’t serve actual food.
T 6155
We ate schnitzel and watched our new dog relieve itself inappropriately and I said, We’re just missing the sauerkraut, and no one understood.
T 6139
He’s about to bite into his burger. He’s interrupted by a tall blonde. She says, I love your avatar. And he becomes nostalgic. Wistful even.
