We walked along the shore. Waves tickled our toes. In the distance, the bombs continued their endless destruction. Let’s have kids, she said.
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T 6208
We kissed in her mother’s room. We fumbled about like Weebles. I caught my mom once, she told me. But I’d seen her mother. So I had to leave.
T 62014
The city is dappled in sunshine. He bounds into the coffee shop and yells, My wife wears mini skirts! The bored looking barista says, Grande.
T 6201
I called my mom and said, I got a soul patch, and she said, But you can’t grow a beard, and then I got embarrassed and my mom started crying.
T 6197
I went on TV and shook my money maker. My mum said, Thank god that was only cable access. At dinner, we both stared at father’s empty chair.
T 6192
The boy enters the room and says, What’s that smell? His dad says, That’s love. The boy says, Love sure smells funky. Insulting laugh track.
T 6177
I left the others and went upstairs. To fart extravagantly. And then I returned downstairs. To silence. We know what you did, my wife said.
T 6161
His mother takes down the photo album and asks him to sit next to her, and she opens it and he recalls the days before she became nostalgic.
T 6155
We ate schnitzel and watched our new dog relieve itself inappropriately and I said, We’re just missing the sauerkraut, and no one understood.
T 6153
He’d forgotten to change his ring tone. Everyone in the conference hall heard his wife’s attempts at Gloria Gaynor. He’d never been prouder.
