He sighs loudly and complains about his mother’s lasagne and his wife realizes something profound about him and says, You’re mom’s a goomba.
Tagged: Family (813)
T 6429
I take all my kid’s toys. I fill the trunk of my car and drive to the lake. And I go fishing. I’m trying not to hurt people. I’m a nice guy.
T 6419
The mechanic says something about my crank shaft and he keeps talking but I’m dead inside anyway, and I told my wife she was right about me.
T 6412
I went shopping and bought expensive things for my kids for no reason, and I gave them the things and I told them, You don’t love me enough.
T 6394
His mother asks, When will you be too old for this? His friends laugh, and he says, When you’re embarrassed by my nudity. And she runs away.
T 6388
I drank the wine. A lady told me, You’re suppose to spit it out, and she pointed to a bucket. That night I told my kid grown ups were stupid.
T 6383
He told his parents about his new love. She makes me bigger, he said. This made his mother happy. His father too. But for different reasons.
T 6377
The house smells of wet dogs and dirty children, and he doesn’t know what she sees in him. She breathes in the air and says, I love history.
T 6356
They go on vacation to a sunny place. To celebrate what has been endured, and what is not yet lost. We look awful in bathing suits, he sighs.
T 6352
I studied my face in the mirror. My fat face. I have a fat fuckin face, I said with disgust. And my wife squeezed my cheek. You do, she said.
