Tagged: Family (813)

He put the phone down. A drop of perspiration fell to the floor. That was the worst call of my life, he thought. And then he hugged his son.

He ran back to his bedroom and hid in the closet. They looked for him for hours and finally his father found him. I saw mummy naked, he said

Jim’s son spread rumors about his own paternity at school. Buying milk is going to be awkward, Jim said. Only if it’s skim, his son replied

The family wore matching green cardigans to the mall. A kid in the food court laughed at them. So Daddy took out his rifle and shot the kid.

He awoke from infatuation’s reverie when she started grooving to The Commodores. Her dancing was terrible. And he thought about his children

And then he screamed, You can’t make me, and his big sister gave him a look that told him she could. It haunted him for the rest of his days

His kids couldn’t believe there used to be a show called Howdy Doody and this depressed him. And he drank. In front of the kids for a while.