Twisters

T 5909

Her insecurity made her weak but he loved her more for it. Finally, he told her he loved her. And she blushed and said, Don’t be mean to me.

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T 5908

She wakes and finds him packing a bag. What’s this? she asks. And he turns his back on her and sighs and says, You used to smell like bacon.

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T 5907

He wants to diffuse the heat of their discussion. You can not fathom the depths of my sadness, he says. And she reaches for a plate to throw.

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T 5906

I poured the lonely looking man a drink and he said, My needs exceed what’s possible to take, and he drank his drink and left without paying.

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T 5905

I poured her the whisky until it spilled out of the tumbler. Then I made eye contact with her and grinned. Are you 100 years old? she asked.

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T 5904

I told her my problem and she said, It doesn’t matter, and I kissed her, with genuine relief, and we went to bed, and she said, It mattered.

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T 5903

When I was famous no one made fun of my penis, he tells his therapist, and at session’s end, he realizes he’ll be walking toward the bridge.

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T 5902

And then he said, I’m not going to buy anything ever again, and the world stopped turning and she said, Just for that you don’t get cupcakes.

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T 5901

The ball sails through the air, untethered, free, until it submits to the inevitability of gravity, and it hurtles toward me. And I drop it.

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T 5900

He stormed into her bridal shower. The joy inside froze to a confused silence. Honey? she said, approaching him. I hate fish, he announced.

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