Twisters

He entered the room smartly and she put on her sunglasses and he said, Why so aloof? and she replied, Your teeth are especially yellow today.

He studies the old furniture and he says, What’s that aroma? and she reflexively crosses her legs and that’s when he falls in love with her.

I’m more butterfly than wallflower, she told him, and he aimed to hit her again, until he tasted her revenge in the sweetness of his nectar.

The store smells funny. When I mention this, my wife says, It’s a boutique. But as I sit as she enters the dressing room, the smell remains.

Ms. Moore came ashore, from a faraway shore, a place we abhorred as a land of bores, so we cut her up and returned her. Whereupon we danced.