Twisters

T 6179

Then I reached for her and she said, Why? and I had no response that might satisfy her, and so I shrugged and retreated and said, I like to.

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T 6178

We’d heard about some tragedy at the zoo but didn’t believe it until we saw two elephants in our backyard doing the exact opposite of tragic.

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T 6177

I left the others and went upstairs. To fart extravagantly. And then I returned downstairs. To silence. We know what you did, my wife said.

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T 6176

I didn’t love her. But she had money. Years of the lie ate me up inside. I’ve become a hollow man, I said one morning. No kidding, she said.

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T 6175

I’m too old for you, she says. He disagrees and takes her hand. She tells him her age and he sinks in his chair. You weren’t lying, he says.

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T 6174

He ordered a coffee. And please do something about the music, he told her. She went to the stereo and turned the volume up. He admired that.

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T 6173

The philosopher asks, Why do we dance? She doesn’t know the answer to his question. But all he wants to say is that he’s not a great dancer.

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T 6172

They left their respective spouses and moved to Minnesota and raised cattle and on his deathbed, he said, I’ve always regretted what we did.

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T 6171

The birds mock them from the sky. He resents the effortlessness of their locomotion. She lights a cigarette. I’m bad with stress, he thinks.

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T 6170

He hops up to her. Let’s make out, he says. She slaps him. How old are you? she asks. Old enough, he says touching his cheek. Then he cries.

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