Twisters

T 6318

I smoothed out my hair, fighting a losing battle against the wind. She said, Put on your shirt. Finally, manscaping seemed like a good idea.

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T 6317

So I watched her cry, to allow her that outlet, to let the emotion run its course, but she didn’t stop, she couldn’t, and then I grew older.

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T 6316

I ordered drinks, and she took my hand and put one of my fingers in her mouth, and then she made a face and told me that it tasted like pee.

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T 6315

Everyone in the bar was named Jim so the brawl was maybe inevitable but it gave the police conniptions, and the Jims got off with a warning.

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T 6314

She points a knife at me. I take a step back. Woah, I say. She says, I’m going to cut the meat. Then my bowels go weird. So I open the wine.

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T 6313

I turned my back on the sunset and pouted like a baby. You’re against beauty, she said. I don’t care, I said. So she spanked me. I liked it.

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T 6312

The bed broke. I wanted to give her a high five. I went to university for this? she asks, incredulous. I’m hurt, I said, trying not to smile.

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T 6311

We lie in the grass and we study the sky and imagine things bigger than we are. She says, Do you think dogs poop here? It’s a good question.

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T 6310

It was late. I was feeling restless. Dangerous even. I thought about going out and causing havoc. Owning the night. But I was wearing cords.

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T 6309

I let her finish her drink. I stood. You’re so gallant, she said, obviously drunk. I sat down again. I let out a long sigh. And she clapped.

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