The pour went awry and her lap was covered in red wine. I apologized, and wrote the date off. I should slap you, she smirked. I didn’t mind.
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We’d just had sex for the first time. Who do you hate? she asks while getting dressed. I’m taken aback. We hardly know each other, I whisper.
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A bird pooped on me and my neighbor felt bad and I asked how bad and she said, This fence is a border, and then the bird pooped on me again.
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We were at the hardware store and I made a stupid joke about screws, and then she left me in the Durable Goods aisle and she never returned.
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He lures her with a promise she knows he can’t keep. But the promise itself shows an ambition she knows she lacks. Besides, she loves cheese.
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The road stretched before us. We watched the sun kiss the horizon. I can’t find your sunglasses, she said. That’s the last thing I remember.
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I told her to call me at four to disrupt the meeting and she called me at four and I told her I was very busy and she never called me again.
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We hadn’t seen each other in a long while. She stood at the door, taking me in. When did you get so fat? she asked. This morning, I replied.
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She asks me what she has to do to shut me up. I tell her exactly what I’m thinking. Keep talking, she sighs. But I have nothing more to say.
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I told her I wrote car ads. She laughed and choked on her gum. I said, So you know my work then. She bought me a drink because she felt pity.
