Twisters

T 4825

The happiness-is-fleeting crowd ran right past the gorgeous chocolate waterfall. They acknowledged it, but kept running. They couldn’t stop.

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T 4824

It rained enough that everyone knew his underwear bore brightly coloured polka dots. This was the revenge of his linen suit. And his hubris.

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T 4823

She’s nine and bored with life. She wants something riskier than red nail polish. She wants a dangerous dude. And dreams of biting an apple.

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T 4822

The Minotaur is lonely in the parking garage, maligned and misunderstood. He resents what he has become. What he really hates is the exhaust.

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T 4821

Before things turned bad and the great illness came from the sky, life was normal and sunny and there was love, but now there’s not so much.

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T 4820

His burger smells so good some fat thugs steal it. But he beats them up and gets his burger back. Because that burger gives him superpowers.

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T 4819

This day won’t end. The phone keeps ringing off the hook. I’m running out of coffee cups. Man this coffee is killing me. This day won’t end.

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T 4818

The pain started and he lay down. I think I may die soon, he told his son. I knew you couldn’t handle this hot sauce, his son said, unmoved.

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T 4817

She comes home and finds her new boyfriend sitting by the fridge eating slices of mortadella and she sighs, and he says, It’s fancy bologna!

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T 4816

He was highly insensitive, tone deaf to everyone around him. You who are yahoos, he began his final speech, before he was shredded to pieces.

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