Twisters

T 5026

He lost his dumb job. And he left the office and wandered around town in a morose daze. He walked into an unfamiliar bar. I’m lost, he said.

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T 5025

The kids are in bed. He burps and says, I feel fat. She puts the last cup in the dishwasher. That’s because you are, dear, she says, warmly.

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T 5024

The doctor shuffled into the waiting room. He looked glum. Tired. The family stood nervously. The doctor sighed. She smelled funny, he said.

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T 5023

He got drunk and went into a design shop and said, I’d like to buy a vowel, and the girl at the counter said, Which one? and he got confused.

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T 5022

This is a story about coffee, or the lack of it, and how this led to some yawning, and how those yawns were misinterpreted. And the divorce.

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T 5021

The security guard follows the noise to the bank’s vault. Inside it she finds the branch manager, naked. I’m just making a deposit, he says.

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T 5020

The bistro is empty. There are two unhappy people at a corner table. They hold hands. And talk about the third unhappy person in their lives.

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T 5019

The dawn’s light surprises him and he can only imagine that maybe he’s in love, but then she calls him “tedious” and he has to look that up.

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T 5018

The sheriff put his gun down. You fellers need some washing, he said. And so he took the outlaws to the waterhole and had his way with them.

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T 5017

She settled him down and he felt like crying, and he said, I don’t know what love is, and she said, Love is when you touch me here and here.

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