Twisters

T 5427

They finished eating. She took his hand. What is love? she asked. And then he farted and wasn’t ashamed and said, I’m pretty sure that’s it.

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T 5426

She made tacos and I complained. She called me ungrateful and I told her the tacos were yummy but that was a lie and a door had been opened.

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T 5425

They hear an ice cream truck. I can kiss in Esperanto, she tells him. The birds sing their happy songs. He figures he can learn her language.

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T 5424

I was walking with my girl and saw Ron Howard and I said, Hey Matlock! and she said, You always know what to say, so I bought her some fries.

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T 5423

The photos are scattered about, and when he wakes he studies them with the studiousness of a scholar. I was such a dude last night, he says.

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T 5422

The flowers were dead now, forlorn in the gaudy vase. She studied them sadly. We haven’t had sex in that long, she told him. And he grunted.

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T 5421

After he became a celebrity he climbed up a mountain and jumped off and almost died and he was asked why and replied, I believed my own hype.

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T 5420

We were all short kids, playing as loudly as we could. My grandfather called us a “punk band” but disparagingly. So now we play dance music.

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T 5419

The women gathered in the town square and threw their dreams into a bonfire and left, and days later the men noticed and beat each other up.

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T 5418

Conversation had been lost to the mists of their shared history. We must be telepathic, he’d think and she’d say, No, because she always did.

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