Twisters

T 5751

He takes her hand and she says, But your shtick is you hate people, and he says, You’re not people. She wants to cry. If only to confuse him.

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t 5750

The meeting came to a halt. Everyone watched him stuck his finger up his nose and then put something in a tissue. It was squeaking, he said.

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T 5749

She woke up and cuddled up next to him, and said, You make me sing. He needed a coffee in the most miserable way. He knew she enjoyed opera.

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T 5748

She brought him home to meet her family and they behaved with a studied eccentric flair and she apologized, and he said, My family’s sadder.

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T 5747

She tapped him on the back, and he turned, and saw her and felt like throwing up. I didn’t know you liked baseball, he said. And she didn’t.

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T 5746

He cleared his throat. They went quiet. He hesitated. I feel underappreciated, he said. So there’s a baseline? his daughter asked sincerely.

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T 5745

He locked himself in the bathroom and yelled, Tell her to go home. He felt ill, actually. He was suffering the tyranny of first impressions.

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T 5744

It was late, and he had smartly managed to end up in front of his house. I live here, he told her. And now she knew why he smelled so funny.

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T 5743

They strolled along the boardwalk arm in arm and stopped at a jewelry shop and he looked at the prices and said, I don’t love you that much.

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T 5742

They went for ice cream. He said, I don’t want you to analyze everything, and he ordered a soft double vanilla and she had to roll her eyes.

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