T 6343

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

Then he said, Everyone should come over because I have so much gas! and when no one said anything he apologized, and said, I have a problem.

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T 6342

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

The detective studies the scene. He squints hard. How bad ass do I look now? he asks himself. He takes a sip of his coffee. But it’s too hot.

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T 6341

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

He was trying to sell me this car. Using all of his tricks. She’s a beaut, he said. I kicked the tires. Like an idiot. And the car crumbled.

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T 6340

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

I searched her out on Google and she seemed sane so I agreed to a blind date and then she wasn’t who I searched. I get that a lot, she said.

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T 6339

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

The corner store. Becomes a boutique selling fine glassware. And then comes a small hotel. So we move. But not before we buy some glassware.

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T 6338

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

She set out for her jog. I’ll make the frittata! he yelled, just as his friend walked by, and he felt shrinkage, and not for the first time.

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T 6337

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

The dishes fell out of his hands and to the floor and shattered. I don’t suck at everything! he said. She agreed with him. And said nothing.

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T 6336

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

Dawn broke. He opened the door with resignation. He smelled like the end of a marriage. Where were you? she asked. Take a sniff, he replied.

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T 6335

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

We had to give the dog away. We weren’t happy but that cur was evil. My wife said, Screw the bitch. That’s when I said an unfortunate thing.

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T 6334

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 16, 2013

She touched me and I said, I don’t like to be touched. She touched me again and I said, What did I say? She left me alone. I sighed. Loudly.

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