She did something that impacted my happiness and she said, Happiness is larger than both of us, but I was unhappy and I said, Like your butt.

He shows them the new phone. Everyone feels the room grow noticeably warm. This one makes you smarter, he announces. A woman’s water breaks.

We watched the women walk outside and I said, They do everything together, and we had a debate about stereotypes and I quickly lost my buzz.

There she is. The one. I have dreamt her and now she is before me. I’ve been staring at you, she says. But I had been staring into my phone.

The phone rings and she says, I’m still sore, and unfortunately my speakerphone is on and I get lots of looks but she started yoga yesterday.