T 6185

And then right before he left the party, he saw her and walked her way and she said, I’m married, and he said, So am I but I’m not bragging.

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T 6184

The haggling was intense and he got the price down to almost nothing. What if I don’t pay? he asked. That’s when he was punched in the face.

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T 6183

I finished my coffee and its absence made me contemplate the presence of evil in the world. Then the waitress came over and refilled my cup.

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T 6182

The team lost and we were sad. We want to feel a part of something bigger, I sighed. And that’s when the fighting started and we felt alive.

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T 6181

I fell in love with a psychic, but she knew about it before I had a chance to tell her. And I felt trapped. I feel it everyday, she lamented.

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T 6180

He looks at himself in the mirror and frowns. From the bed she says, It won’t be that awful. She’s naked. And so he says yes to yoga classes.

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T 6179

Then I reached for her and she said, Why? and I had no response that might satisfy her, and so I shrugged and retreated and said, I like to.

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T 6178

We’d heard about some tragedy at the zoo but didn’t believe it until we saw two elephants in our backyard doing the exact opposite of tragic.

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T 6177

I left the others and went upstairs. To fart extravagantly. And then I returned downstairs. To silence. We know what you did, my wife said.

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T 6176

I didn’t love her. But she had money. Years of the lie ate me up inside. I’ve become a hollow man, I said one morning. No kidding, she said.

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