T 6126

I went to the bar and checked in and I received a text from my wife that said, I thought you had a headache, and then I threw away my phone.

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T 6125

He comes home and his wife says, I’m bored, and he says, We can go out for dinner, and she sighs and they go out and she says, I’m so bored.

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T 6124

They were the last ones. The staff cleaned up around them. We’re not leaving until you say it, he told her. They became a tourist attraction.

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T 6123

The candy was the most wonderful thing the young boy had ever seen and he strained to touch it and when he did he found that it was plastic.

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T 6122

He kisses her and thinks of his mother and the moment is ruined. She says, what’s your problem? Emus, he says. And she touches her long neck.

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T 6121

The illness comes swiftly. The doctor fails in the art of diagnosis. His mother sits by his bedside. You didn’t see us do that, she exclaims.

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T 6120

There were balloons racing across the sky. He looked at them and saw a sign, something positive. And he reached for her. But she pulled away.

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T 6119

I was bored. I’d rather be fishing, I said. I’d rather you were Dan Rather, my girlfriend said. And I got dressed and left the room in tears.

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T 6118

And then time stopped. He stood up from his computer, and the clocks advanced. He sat down, and time stopped again. And then he felt hunger.

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T 6117

We are victims of our mobility, he says philosophically. His plane ticket lies on the floor. She strokes his chest. So don’t leave, she says.

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