T 5947

We dove into the water, strangers sharing joy, and we submerged ourselves in the cold liquid and felt a stir, and emerged completely in love.

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T 5946

I was bleeding. I sucked on the cut. Don’t do that, she said. So I held out my finger toward her and pouted. Don’t do that either, she said.

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T 5945

And the song took on a mournful tone then and everyone recalled their own miseries and then Uncle Fitz farted. And everyone was happy again.

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T 5944

I watched her cook, the toil and trouble, and then I said, Can I have some? What year is this? she asked. So I said, Can I have some please?

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T 5943

He bent down and picked his nose. That was discreet, he thought. And the waitress came over to take his order. I saw what you did, she said.

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T 5942

I played some ball with the guys. We drank beer afterward. I told a story about my childhood. I started to cry. And the guys left me. Alone.

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T 5941

She called and said, I’ll be there tonight, and I sat by the window and waited and fell asleep and waited some more and soon it was morning.

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T 5940

The work out was done and he changed into his swimming trunks and admired himself in the mirror and then he suffered a heart attack and died.

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T 5939

She feeds him big grapes under the tree. He says, Did you like the necklace? She says, I returned it. Then a bird poops into his open mouth.

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T 5938

You’re like sunshine after rain, she says, and he thinks, and says, You’re like ass surgery, and she knows he means “uplifting,” so it’s ok.

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