The men gathered and drank tea and the women then went after the beer drinkers and so lamented their decision and said bad things about tea.

They are promised the best joke ever. It is told. The punchline is: Because. But they don’t get it. And they worry they never will. Because.

He calls her “Cherry Pie” and she rolls her eyes and says, Is that the best you can offer? and he says, Rock ‘n Roll, and she says, Is dead.