He’d never met a woman who was so unimpressed by his wealth, and this made him want her all the more. But you have funny toes, she told him.

I approached the customs agent and she said, You smell funky, and I didn’t know how to respond, Like love, she said, and she let me through.

Aquaman left the doctor and the octopus said, Why the long face? and laughed but Aquaman had a sodium problem and nothing was funny any more.