T 4223

This is his animal side. He will admit this. To her. It’s too bad you don’t show it more often, she will say. And he will crawl into a hole.

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T 4222

He goes to pick up his kid and she says, I told you we needed to switch days, and he asks, When did you grow up? and she says, When you left.

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T 4221

I told her I was broken, a shard of glass lost in a field of honeycomb, and she said, There are no fields of honeycomb, and I said, You see?

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T 4220

She called in the assistant. He was a shy man, and nervous. Take a memo, she said. He panicked, took her stapler, and ran out of the office.

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T 4219

I fell asleep. Then I was roused and promoted to CEO and was told to go back to sleep and soon we’d all made a million bucks. I fell asleep.

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T 4218

Then he slumped on the couch and she said, You don’t inspire me anymore, and he slumped further and farted and she said, That doesn’t do it.

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T 4217

Another birthday passed, another reminder of things not done. Life moves from the possible to the impossible, he sighed. Then he kissed her.

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T 4216

He feels caught in a whirlpool. Or an eddy, he says; he could never tell the difference. Nonetheless she is gone. He feels seasick about it.

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T 4215

He returned disheveled and this aroused her suspicion and he said, I was mugged, but he didn’t tell her how totally sexy the mugger had been.

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T 4214

She was self-conscious now, for obvious reasons. This was her first night out since the diagnosis. Your disease makes me sick, her date said.

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