T 4028

His phone rings. He excuses himself and she says, I booked us a room. He feels a sudden warmth and he looks at his watch and says, What for?

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T 4027

He stood up and said, This way we foresee significant growth in the next quarter, and he sat down and someone said, You’re not paid to think.

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T 4026

The phone rang and he kissed her again and walked over to answer it. When are you coming over? the voice asked. And his life got complicated

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T 4025

He watched the birth, the circle of life in its messy glory, the reality of their love, and realized he might never have sex with her again.

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T 4024

She kept a journal. He read it and he kept this secret until she called him a big man. He called her a liar. And things were never the same.

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T 4023

He tells her he loves her. She says they will rewrite the Book of Love. He says he hates books. And she reaches for one and hits him with it.

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T 4022

And then with a cry she kicked him out of bed and this was the beginning of a rapid descent and all because he forgot to cut his fingernails.

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T 4021

The kid was all Yo this and Yo that and I said, Pull up your pants, and I went home and looked in the mirror and noticed the first gray hair.

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T 4020

It was Idiots’ Day at the office. Something about charity. But Jones never got the memo. Nobody believed him. Not that it made a difference.

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T 4019

She threw her plate in his direction. You’re going to hurt my soul, he sighed. And then she threw a goblet at him. How about now? she asked.

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