T 3855

And she bit into the grapefruit, and said, Let’s go, and he sat transfixed and she said, What’s up? and he said, Bite into that thing again.

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T 3854

An encyclopedia landed on his head and killed him. His wife began to laugh. His last words were “I don’t believe in destiny,” she explained.

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T 3853

She asks him to repeat what he’s just said and he does. I have crabs, he says smiling, and she backs away slowly and so he eats alone again.

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My first blog post ever

This is my first ever blog post. Anywhere. Am I doing it right? Let me just say thanks for stopping by. It means a lot to me that you would come here and tool around the site. I know you’re busy and I appreciate your time. No, really. I do. I’m not being glib or […]

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