He spent his life waiting in lines. He took photos and soon published a book. It was overpriced. And so no one waited in line to purchase it

All his big ideas came while driving. His wife knew how good the idea was by how aggressively he pulled over. She said this at his funeral.

And so they trundled home discouraged, burdened by life and by the inevitability of failure; by their inability to find proper fitting pants

The convention was a bust. The discussions were boring. And the PhD well known for the way her breasts precede her into a room didn’t attend