Twister 2726

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He closed a major deal and made some cold calls and took a meeting and then he called his wife and said, Our ancestors once hunted mammoths.

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Twister 2725

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Her dog died the day she finally worked up the courage to wear the sexiest dress. Which is why she started wearing her father’s old clothes.

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Twister 2724

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She did nothing when the kids threw pebbles at her house but when they threw pies she complained that they were wasting perfectly good pies.

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Twister 2723

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He said, Look at me, and she said, No, you look at me, and he said, Look at me first, and she said, No, YOU look at me first. And so he did.

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Twister 2722

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

And the big men were laughing and drinking and then one of them said, Ever notice how some boobs look like turtles? and the laughter stopped

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Twister 2721

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says he’s a good lover, though she’d prefer this fact remain theoretical. And she tells him so. But, I’m bad at small talk, he clarifies.

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Twister 2720

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Then she laughed her infectious laugh and he was pleased that maybe he was entertaining her and she said, I just remembered something funny.

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Twister 2719

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He told some jokes and grilled hot dogs and bought all the beer and at the end of the evening his wife said, I don’t think anyone likes you.

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Twister 2718

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He met her while on vacation and he couldn’t deny his attraction to her. Until it became obvious she didn’t even speak the language of love.

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Twister 2717

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He missed his son’s game and understood the ridicule he was going to bring upon himself but there really had been no more paper in the stall

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