Twister 3609

It has rained. Worms crowd the street. A boy takes his bike out and runs over them. The crunches reverberate. His father switches to oatmeal

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Twister 3608

His glasses lost, he bumped into a wall, laughing. He grabbed his wife’s breasts and squeezed. Don’t make a spectacle of yourself, she said.

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Twister 3607

She has the face of surprised waterfowl; this titillates him and causes revulsion. Since he ate duck last night. And it wasn’t all that good

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Twister 3606

The meeting attained surreal status shortly into its fourth hour. Someone begged for donuts. Anything. Instead, the boss took off his pants.

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Twister 3605

She reads the buff dude’s t-shirt with bemusement. “I don’t really get irony” it says. She calls her mom and says, I want to be a kid again.

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Twister 3604

She sang and he said, You make me feel like dancing, and she was unsure as to his sincerity, because no one worth anything did that anymore.

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Twister 3603

He wanted to insert himself into her memory, to be someone that existed before they had ever met. To be eternal. You’re so creepy, she said.

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Twister 3602

I think you’re totally insane, he tells the kid. Just because I won’t give you my ice cream? she asks. He pats her on the head and says, Yes

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Twister 3601

His kid wanted to play but he begged off, saying someting about his aching back, and he caught his wife blushing and he said, Dad loves you.

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Twister 3600

He bent over to pick up after his dog and split his pants just as a beautiful woman walked by. Thanks, he told the dog. And then it threw up

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