Twister 3207

They stood around talking about their kids, and then when they were sure their wives were gone, they talked about everything but their kids.

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Twister 3206

The ad exec implored his staff to get excited about laxatives but he was cheap and they were young and not jaded enough to slum it like this

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Twister 3205

The wind howls outside. Windows shake. The power goes out. I have wine, she notes. I see nothing to celebrate, he says. The wind dies down.

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Twister 3204

They were boys and they sat around burping and laughing. The girls watched them from a distance. My mom’s wrong about them, one of them said

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Twister 3203

Like if someone in the group plays the marimba, he says in trying to define “inevitability.” This is why my answer is always no, she thinks.

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Twister 3202

The line stretched toward the infinite and he’d drunk too much coffee and now a hot dog vendor arrived and soon the mess would attract media

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Twister 3201

The men looked down on the cheese plate with horror. Who cut the cheese? the head chef demanded. No one said anything. And then the giggles.

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Twister 3200

He slid down his chair imperceptibly, movement as continental drift, and later, he was on the floor taking a nap. And then it was lunchtime.

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Twister 3199

She held up a doily and he said, Guys don’t get doilies, and she pondered this and said, Why are guys so stupid? and he knew that was wrong.

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Twister 3198

Everything was new and she didn’t know where anything was. And he was awfully hungover. French toast is the new restart button, she offers.

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