The lawyer leaned in, and asked where the money had really gone. He bowed his head solemnly. But the J Crew catalog’s on line, he whispered.

The elevator stopped with a jolt and all the guys in there were much taller than he was and he could smell these men and then he passed out.

He wants to love her but she’s like an icy road in a darkened landscape and she says, I have winter tires, and he decides to take a chance.

Every time she uttered his name he knew he was in trouble even though he preferred to be called Richard. But it was like she never heard him

She broke her ankle trying to get out of her jeans and got a cast and had to buy boot cut, and now she understands the concept of evolution.

The professor stood up and said, I don’t know what I’m talking about. The students gasped audibly. It was their most important lesson. Ever.