Twister 1984

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jack knew he didn’t need to see the doctor but he went anyway. The doctor said there was nothing wrong with him. I can’t hear you, Jack said

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Twister 1983

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He slips on the ice and the wine bottles shatter. He takes this as a sign. An omen. And as he runs home in excitement, he gets hit by a car.

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Twister 1982

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They gathered around the rosewood table congratulating themselves, year end bonuses in hand. But Jim was unhappy. So he burped. Really loud.

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Twister 1981

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They staggered out of the car and found themselves in a swamp, knee deep in mud. If I hear banjos, I’m going to shit my pants, he announced.

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Twister 1980

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Despite his best efforts the elevator soon smells of his shame. And then it stops and he thinks, This can’t get any worse. And then it does.

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Twister 1979

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The moon seemed larger than usual suddenly. They all noticed and started howling. And then it got cloudy. And they all took their pants off.

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Twister 1978

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kids were hopped up on sugar and ran around breaking everything that was breakable. When did we think this was a good idea? he asked her

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Twister 1977

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The cafeteria was lit for the amusement of the jaundiced. There was no food here, just bad memories. A place where all office romances fail.

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Twister 1976

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fat bearded men watch in horror as the chesty blond women play Santa to teenage boys. Another job lost to porn, one of the old guys says

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Twister 1975

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She gave the mailman a coffee and he took this the wrong way and made a comment and she pushed him away and he said, The terrorists have won

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