Twister 2105

He offers her a yellow rose and says, this is a token of my affection, and she puts it in her mouth and chews. And says, sticks and stones.

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Twister 2104

When he discovered the secrets of love, he proposed but she said no. And he ran to the cupboard, only to find she’d eaten all the chocolate.

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Twister 2103

Over brunch the family complained he no longer made sense. He disputed this vigorously. His wife rolled her eyes. Julie Christie! he yelled.

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Twister 2102

He is pulled in opposite directions by his friends and his lovely fiancee. He would love to please everyone. But his tongue is only so long.

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Twister 2101

He walked to the meeting determined to be noticed. Is that a gun in your pocket? the flirtatious director asked. Yes it is, he said smiling.

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Twister 2100

There was talk of love now but she didn’t like sports and he hated the way she dressed and his parents were crazy. But they both liked dogs.

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Twister 2099

The night had been an overwhelming success. A total triumph. He stood in front of the mirror, undressing. And then the insecurities returned

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Twister 2098

The dew glistened in the sun and turned the yard into a field of diamonds. He cupped his coffee with suburban contentment. He felt big. Smug

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Twister 2097

He says, Let’s go to Istanbul and she says, You couldn’t find it on a map. And he knows that’s true but she didn’t have to say it like that.

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Twister 2096

The old TV star walks into the taqueria and announces, Honey, I’m home! and thinks, Boy I could sure use a good laugh track right about now.

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