She had long ago decided that happiness was overrated. With lower expectations she found a way to survive. Until the day she found happiness

The elevator doors open up onto mysterious parking lot with naked parking lot attendants carrying bazookas. He doesn’t get to his car alive

He got home and he wanted to tell the guys he had sex with her but he didn’t. He played coy, but that couldn’t last. I got nothing, he said.

There was a pink tulip in a vase on the kitchen counter and she fell in love with him again. She kissed him hard. I didn’t send it, he said.

He walks into traffic while typing into his phone and gets hit by a city bus. That’s not very social, a bystander says. Even the cops laugh.