T 5165

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
The sky turned and the inevitable rain showered down. He hauled the couch to the curb. She watched from the front door. Sleep well, she said.
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T 5164

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
He was tired of the fighting, and sensed she might be as well. He opened a beer. Hold me, he told her. She eyed him wearily. Why? she asked.
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T 5163

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
The Vikings looted the village and one of them said, I was promised tacos! and after a massive brawl they decided to open a furniture store.
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T 5162

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
She says, I’m not being too dramatic, and her date sighs. The waiter returns with the bill and she says, At long last our nightmare is over.
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T 5161

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
He called her Manipulative but she was a massage therapist and she said Duh and the next day he hurt his back and he didn’t know what to do.
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T 5160

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
They watched the lions kill the cheetah cubs. Nature was cruel, they understood that now. So they were unpleasant for the rest of the safari.
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T 5159

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
My daughter overflowed the toilet and discovered the awful truth about her recently deceased goldfish. And I told her ALL of life was a lie.
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T 5158

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
She says, I don’t love you anymore, and he calls her Willfully Ignorant, and she laughs for years until one day she wonders if he was right.
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T 5157

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
He says, I worked my ass off, and she says, Looks like it, and he studies his reflection in the mirror and realizes the effort is worthless.
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T 5156

By Arjun Basu | Published: December 13, 2011
His laptop exploded. He walked gingerly to the bedroom, and removed his singed pants. His wife was unimpressed. This is your fault, he said.
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