T 5375

She drank back the cocktail and he said, Thirsty? and she said, You can do better than that, and there was silence, and he said, No I can’t.

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T 5374

She sleeps on his pants. He knows retrieving them might wake her. He takes a long objective look. And decides to go pantless into the night.

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T 5373

He came to the party wearing his “I am Superman” t-shirt and bumped into his ex-girlfriend and she said, Still with the irony, and snickered.

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T 5372

He grabbed the ax from the barn and went out and chopped the rotten tree. His son cried the whole time. I’m going to have issues, he wailed.

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T 5371

He ordered a beer and the bartender said, Girl troubles? and he said, I’m so infatuated I got a hernia, and the bartender backed away slowly.

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T 5370

It was a warm day, and he felt the first stirrings of love. He said, Take off your shoes, and she did and he said, I like my women stronger.

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T 5369

He didn’t want to be that person, the dark figure in the office parking lot, but he had a lousy parking spot, because he was bad at his job.

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T 5368

He asks her why she won’t answer his email and she says, It must have gone into spam, and she notes his posture and says, It’s not symbolic.

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T 5367

His father smelled funny. It’s what he most remembered about him. He thought this as he washed his own son’s pants. About the power of genes.

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T 5366

And then he met her father. She had said she’d looked like him, and now he saw how true it was. They shook hands. You’re beautiful, he said.

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