T 5564

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

She’s going to try on all the shoes and insult the sales guy because he’s gay and then she’s going to leave and then tomorrow she’ll be back.

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T 5563

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He talked and talked and talked. She said, I don’t care, and he kept talking and she repeated herself. And then her ears literally fell off.

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T 5562

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

They met at the club and danced and she said, You dance like a robot, and he said, What gave me away? and then the music got really ominous.

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T 5561

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

The book lands with a thud on the counter and he says, This thing is way too big, and she says, Must everything be simple? and he says, Yes.

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T 5560

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

The phone rings and he answers. Fix my toilet, his ex screams. We broke up months ago, he says. But she is undeterred. Just fix it, she says.

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T 5559

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

She sits at the bar and the bartender pours her a shot. You’ve been coming in a lot lately, he says, and she says, We make our own families.

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T 5558

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He put on a helmet and got on his bicycle and went to the park and got hit by a baseball and at the hospital he said, I don’t enjoy my life.

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T 5557

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

And the singer is asked about the nature of fame and she thinks about her estranged mother and gets weepy and says, I hate public television.

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T 5556

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

The policewoman writes up the ticket and he says, To be frank, and she says, To be beans, and their kids end up telling the worst jokes ever.

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T 5555

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

They bought a house. He said, Now I can walk around naked. She imagined wedded bliss. But he was a messy guy. And she grew to hate the house.

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