He wakes to birdsong. He turns over and sees a beautiful women he doesn’t recognize. When his wife walks in smiling, he feels like Superman.
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Twister 1159
He had a crush on the CFO. She dressed poorly but no matter. He imagined walking up to her and saying “crunch my numbers.” But he never did.
Twister 1260
He says Can I do that? and she says No. He says Can I do this? and she says No. He says Can I touch that pretty please? and she says, Oh my.
Twister 1379
How many times had he said he would leave finally? How many days had he just had it? How many nights had he made love to his wife? Not many.
Twister 1450
He looks at the bridge and says, Truss. And she says, Oh stop. And he holds her hands. And she says, You’re not funny. And he says, Span me.
Twister 1558
He wakes up to the sound of rain on the car roof. He tries to make sense of his surroundings. He lights a smoke. You’re not my wife, he says
Twister 1667
He promises her paradise and it becomes kids and a house in the suburbs and an affair with the neighbor. And she convinces herself it’s good
Twister 1771
The neighbors’ dogs would not stop barking. They do this every time, he says. Try and ignore them, she says. How they do they know? he asks.
Twister 1855
She studies his hands and sees a man who’s worked rough and hard. And then she gets up to leave. I can’t imagine you inside of me, she says.
Twister 1972
There was a hot tub and she understood, finally, what might be expected of her. But it was empty. That’s where we do the sous vide, he said.
