It was when he realized she might look better with a moustache that he knew she was not for him. And maybe he didn’t know who he was either.
Tagged: Love (951)
T 5751
He takes her hand and she says, But your shtick is you hate people, and he says, You’re not people. She wants to cry. If only to confuse him.
T 5749
She woke up and cuddled up next to him, and said, You make me sing. He needed a coffee in the most miserable way. He knew she enjoyed opera.
T 5748
She brought him home to meet her family and they behaved with a studied eccentric flair and she apologized, and he said, My family’s sadder.
T 5743
They strolled along the boardwalk arm in arm and stopped at a jewelry shop and he looked at the prices and said, I don’t love you that much.
t 5735
We walked to the party because my car was in the shop and she said, But what will they think, and then I poked her bumhole and she said, Oh.
T 5731
When he spoke of love she was overcome with doubt and started biting her nails and he took her fingers out of her mouth and put them in his.
T 5725
He says, What happens when you have a lisp and try and say empathy? And she laughs and pulls on one of his nipples and says, Let’s find out.
T 5724
He fell asleep under the love of the shade of the tree and woke up covered in bird poop. He called her and said, We can’t get married today.
T 5717
She says, First things first. She says, I’m in charge now. She says, Now we’re going to shave your butt. And then he knew he was in too deep.
