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Twister 3167

His kids couldn’t believe there used to be a show called Howdy Doody and this depressed him. And he drank. In front of the kids for a while.

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Twister 3392

He went out with the boss and ordered the rabbit. In the morning his son kicked him in the balls. And he knew the rabbit had been a mistake.

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Twister 3527

The kid got in trouble after he said, Yoga makes my mom’s poop smell funny. Because the right answer to the teacher’s question was: Atlanta.

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