I Want Some Senate Seats

Very shortly, the number of people following me on Twitter will surpass the population of the province of Prince Edward Island. At that time, I’d like to get their Senate seats. Surely, I can do some good for my fellow Canadians with not one but four seats. For those who don’t know anything about Canada’s electoral system (meaning the vast majority of the world’s population), our Senate is not elected. It is appointed. And because of our unique history, those Senate seats are fixed – so PEI has almost as many as British Columbia. Now, this is not a lesson on Canadian civics.


For me and three of my friends. This would allow me unlimited lobster and fish and chips from Rick’s. And to do away with Anne of Green Gables for good. This would be my revenge on the Japanese for their whale hunting. (the Japanese love Anne).

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