Twisters

It is the last day on his calendar, the end of days, But that’s just ’cause you tore the rest off, she says, and he says, You know too much.

The flirtation commences in aisle one. The potential of consummation in aisle two. He meets his wife in aisle three. Clean up in aisle four.

He came to the party wearing his “I am Superman” t-shirt and bumped into his ex-girlfriend and she said, Still with the irony, and snickered.

He ordered a beer and the bartender said, Girl troubles? and he said, I’m so infatuated I got a hernia, and the bartender backed away slowly.

It was a warm day, and he felt the first stirrings of love. He said, Take off your shoes, and she did and he said, I like my women stronger.