She wakes with an odd feeling. She looks at herself in a mirror. She steps on the scale. Takes her pulse. And then she realizes she’s happy.

He jetted in to the family reunion from France, or perhaps it was Italy, but wherever it was, it wasn’t from here. And he felt good about it

The evening started with the question “When did you get so fat?” and ended with a brawl involving 6 people, 10 cops and a desperate reporter

She brought her convertible into the garage. But none of the mechanics were close to being sexy. Worse, there was nothing wrong with the car

And then he sneezed. And she laughed until she noticed the color of his snot. He’s an alien, she thought. But he was just a guy full of love